Thus Always to the Tyrant King

“i’m so tired” i say as i wake up from a 17 hour nap

westbor0baptistchurch:

Stepping into a puddle with a sock.

(via captainregan)

aduhm:

closing a 3-ring binder clasp on your finger

(via whentherestrouble)

voiceofwind:

I think that’s funny as hell Yahoo! is super incompetent and Tumblr is even more incompetent it’s going to be a match made in heaven

(via whentherestrouble)

connuh:

i need a job that pays at least 10,000 dollars an hour

(via smexyketchup)

scribblenauts:

“hey we’re gonna order pizza”

“you have to finish your homework first”

(via whentherestrouble)

otomuragakuya:

a sentence
will always look
like poetry

if you
hit enter
a lot

(via the-girl-with-the-cheesy-smile)

shadowfoxfire:

kamerlort:

do you ever just look at someone and know they would die in a zombie apocalypse

yes.

(via whentherestrouble)

bettyrizz:

boy tummies (◡‿◡✿)

boy butts (◕‿◕✿)

boy legs ◕ ◡ ◕

boy lips (ノ゜ω゜)ノ

boy hair (▰˘◡˘▰)

boy chests ∩(︶▽︶)∩

boy arms (◠‿◠✿)

boy everything (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

(via whentherestrouble)